Mad TV

Mad TV is a disgrace to funny shows of it's genre. SNL is where it's at.
Mad TV, you just got punished

Hi, I'm NOT a PC...

Dear Lord Microsoft!!!!!!! You took the whole thing too far. It was proving a point microsoft Cmon!

Hi,

Let me work!

I Don't understand why stores and restaurants won't hire people at our age! Seriously! I work at home and only make $13 a week. I need money!

Tardies!!!

I hate it when people constantly show up to class 20 minutes late. Like everyday!!! seriously! It completely sets the entire class back! Please people, come to class on time!!!!!!!
Laggards, you just got punished.

Gum chewers...

I hate people who constantly chew gum. I sit in class and the teacher tells them to spit it out. they get up to the trash can, then they spit there gum out. Then once seated, they slowley slip another piece of gum into there mouth. Also, I hate it when people say they are "chewing on their braces" Ian! You don't have braces anymore! That excuse doesn't work!
, Gum chewers, you just got punished.

Brockman...

Today I walked in to my homeroom for the brief 15 minutes in the morining in witch i get to relax, and i glance at the whiteboard. It read "no break today, sorry-consequences..." I later talked to my teacher and found out that someone left chips all over the floor. It was him. Ian Brockman. He made a mess the other day and neglected to clean it up. As I sat there in my mini-detention, I casually told my friends not to blink and to stare at Ian as if he was about to get smited. As the word passed around the room I felt as if my job was complete.
Ian Brockman, You just got punished.

Siblings...

My little brother won't leave me alone!!! please help me! someone detain him!

Go Back to ALASKA!!!!

What's with people saying that Sarah Palin has more expirience than Barack Obama! she has more EXECUTIVE experience... that means she has been a leader for longer. That doesn't mean she's been a good one. seriously, the only decisions she has to make are "should we open a moose sancuary, or start hockey season a week early?" C'mon America, shes not even from the country! she's from ALASKA.

Hello! Article 1 section 3, paragraph 4!

In article 1, section 3, paragraph 4 of the united state's constitution, a presidential cantidate must ne born on U.S. soil. John Mcain was born in PANAMA! Thats in south america people! please John, AMERICA is the key word in AMERICAn soil!!!!!!