Brockman...

Today I walked in to my homeroom for the brief 15 minutes in the morining in witch i get to relax, and i glance at the whiteboard. It read "no break today, sorry-consequences..." I later talked to my teacher and found out that someone left chips all over the floor. It was him. Ian Brockman. He made a mess the other day and neglected to clean it up. As I sat there in my mini-detention, I casually told my friends not to blink and to stare at Ian as if he was about to get smited. As the word passed around the room I felt as if my job was complete.
Ian Brockman, You just got punished.